Yes, that’s right ladies and gentlemen. After a couple of months in post production, I will be making my way into a television screen near you. That’s right. I’m gonna crawl right in through the back of your big screen, wearing my 8 dollar blue flannel shirt (you better believe it was that cheap at El Mundo) and I’m gonna hit on an Asian Chick, get in a bar fight and play me some pool as Jeff in “The Epic History of Everyday Things” and you’re gonna like it.
On a side note, growing up, I actually did think that little people were inside the TV and the Radio. Little miniature orchestras and actors running amok, entertaining me. Like those guys in the children’s book that take stuff like old socks and thimbles and what not. Does anyone remember that series of books or book? Little miniature people who borrow regular sized human thimbles and needles – I don’t know. I’m rambling but can I get an Amen here? Anyone else think there were tiny people living in your television? Thank god, “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” taught me otherwise right? Watch out for that chocolate river! BAM. See you at 9 PM tomorrow on The History Channel.